Late Doctors Appointment

Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your
appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders
require prompt and regular attention? What's your
excuse?"

Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."

Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you
talking about? I gave you no such order."

Patient: "You told me to avoid people who
irritate me."

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