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Emergency Room Doctor



Harry answers the telephone, & it's an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, & I have bad news
and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms & both
legs, & will need help eating & going to the bathroom for the rest of her
life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."






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