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A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines
him, the dentist says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a
shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."


The man grabs the dentist's arm, "No way! I hate needles. I'm not
having any shot!"


So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll have to go with the gas."


The man replies, "Absolutely not! It makes me very sick for a couple of
days. I'm not having gas."


So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here,"
he says, "Take this pill."


The man asks, "What is it?"


The dentist replies, "Viagra."


The man looks surprised. "Will that kill the pain?" he asks.


"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on
to while I pull your tooth!"






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