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Catholic Heart Attack



A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He
awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic
Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he
was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."






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