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The World's first Profession



A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was
the world's first professional.
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The Doctor said "It must have been a doctor. Who else could have
helpd with the world's first surgery of taking a rib from Adam to
create Eve, the first woman.
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"No," said the rabbi. "It must have been a rabbi, since the Lord
needed someone to help preach his message to Adam and the world.
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"Wait," Said the engineer "The world was created in 6 days from nothing.
Do you know what a master engineering feat that must have been to
create the whole world into an orgnanized civilized place from utter
choas?"
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"And WHO created the chaos?" said the lawyer.
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