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The Negotiator



A lawyer is sitting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful women sits
down next to him. The lawyer seeing opportunity buys the women a beer and
proceeds to hit on her. He then asks her, "Would you sleep with me for a
million dollars?"

The women looks at him and says, "You know for a million dollars, sure."

The Lawyer then asks, "Would you sleep with me for 20 dollars?"

The women is instantly upset and yells, "Twenty dollars, what do you think
I am some kind of whore?!"

The lawyer then looks at her and says, "Well, we have already established
that fact. Now we are just negotiating."






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