Married in Heaven

One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice
of the Peace to get married. They had an accident and were killed.
Now they were in front of St. Peter and the young lady asked if they
could get married. St.Peter told them, he would have to get back to
them with an answer. Around 30 days later St. Peter returns and tells
the couple that they can get married in heaven. The young lady then
asks St. Peter, " If things don't work out can we get a divorce?" St.
Peter looks at her and replies, " Lady it took me 30 days to find a
preacher up here do you really think I am going to find a lawyer?

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