Case of the Pregnant Lady

AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time
the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more
amused when on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained
to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The
judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets
sign that said: "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she
moved and sat under a sign that said: "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant
sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly
contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident".. I just lost it."