You know your from Newfoundland when....

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. <BR>
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. <BR>
- The mosquitoes have landing lights. <BR>
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.<BR>
- You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose. <BR>
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. <BR>
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground. <BR>
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. <BR>
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. <BR>
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. <BR>
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car. <BR>
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores.<BR>
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.<BR>
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun. <BR>
- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof. <BR>
- You think the start of salmon fishing season is a national holiday. <BR>
- You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck. <BR>
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper. v - You find -40C a little nippy. <BR>
- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze. <BR>
- You can play road hockey on skates. <BR>
- You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction. <BR>
- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. <BR>
- You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Newfie friends.<BR>