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Mongolian VD



An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week
after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find
his pen*s covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never
having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the
man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got
bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here. We know very little about it".

The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, doc".

The doctor answers: "I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to
have to amputate your pen*s".

The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only choice".

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll
know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his pen*s and
proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease".

The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what
we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my pen*s?"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,
always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!"


"Oh, Thank God!", the man replies.

"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait another couple of
weeks. Penis fall off by itself!"







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