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"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"<br>
---- Hannibal Lecter

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me."<br>
--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
--Norman Schwartzkopf

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"<br>
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."<br>
---Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."<br>
--- Regis Philbin

An old saying:<br>
Raise your right hand if you like the French....<br>
Raise both hands if you are French.

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
face for it."<br>
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."<br>
--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
out of France!"<br>
--Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into
Paris under a German flag."<br>
--David Letterman

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