A Funny Joke
Close
Joking Jokes - Be Funny!

The Mommy Test



I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.





Views 1320
865 Funny / 206 Not Funny
By Unknown

Share on FacebookShare on Facebook     Digg!
Refering URL:
Latest Funny Users
Sandernjn
(Joke Apprentice)
Superchipssuf
(Joke Apprentice)
Kasey7
(Joke Apprentice)
Carpetrzt
(Joke Apprentice)
Stanmoreoxf
(Joke Apprentice)

Become a User
Username: 
Password: 
Email: 

Sex: 

Status:


A Funny Joke

NHL Players Resent Replacement Players

The NHL Players Association (NHLPA) announced today that they are upset at the NHL for planning to start next year's season with replacement players. Their statement was unanimously endorsed by the 75% of the NHL players who are currently replacing other players in Europe.