The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. <BR>
Bad: It's triplets. <BR>
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. <BR>
Bad: She wants a divorce. <BR>
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. <BR>
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door. <BR>
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.. <BR>
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. <BR>
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. <BR>
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. <BR>
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. <BR>
Bad: He's a cross-dresser. <BR>
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. <BR>
Bad: She keeps interrupting. <BR>
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early. <BR>
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun. <BR>
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. <BR>
Bad: It's another man. <BR>
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job <BR>
Bad: As a hooker. <BR>
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients <BR>
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.