Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy Shop and asks the
sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:<BR>
Work Out Barbie for $19.95<BR>
Shopping Barbie for $19.95<BR>
Beach Barbie for $19.95<BR>
Disco Barbie for $19.95<BR>
Ballerina Barbie For $19.95<BR>
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95<BR>
Skater Barbie for $19.95<BR>
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,Divorced
Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's nuts."