A Funny Joke
Close
Joking Jokes - Be Funny!

12 Days of Christmas - A Cat's Rendition


On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me:
Twelve bags of catnip!
Eleven tarter Pounce treats,
Ten ornaments hanging,
Nine wads of Kleenex,
Eight peacock feathers,
Seven stolen Q-tips,
Six feathered balls,
Five MILK JUG RINGS!
Four munchy house plants,
Three running faucets,
Two fuzzy mousies,
And a hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!!


Views 1718
460 Funny / 487 Not Funny
By Unknown

Share on FacebookShare on Facebook     Digg!
Refering URL:
Latest Funny Users
Arisha5Ol
(Joke Apprentice)
mypxuyrvfg
(Joke Apprentice)
MickieReugh
(Joke Apprentice)
ubBfnEvUlwJR
(Joke Apprentice)
Carezaike
(Joke Apprentice)

Become a User
Username: 
Password: 
Email: 

Sex: 

Status:


A Funny Joke

My Wife Left Me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt a ...