Twenty children's books you'll never see

You are different and that's bad.

Pop goes the hamster......and other great microwave games.

What is that dog doing to that other dog?

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad.

Barbar meets the taxidermist.

Testing home made parachutes using household pets.

Garfield gets feline leukemia.

The Kids' Guide to hitchhiking.

The pop-up book of human anatomy.

Things rich kids have, but you never shall.

The Care Bears maul some campers and are shot dead.

The boy who died from eating all his vegetables.

Controlling the Playground: Respect through fear.

You were an accident.

Some Kittens can fly!

Daddy drinks because you cry.

Curious George and the high voltage fence.

How to become the dominant military power in your primary school.

Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Point become friends.

Start an estate agency with the change from your mums purse.