Kid's Birthday Party

This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She
had a caterer, band, and a hired clown.


Just before the party starts, two
bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman
tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back.
Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.

Guests arrive, and all is going well with the children having a wonderful time. But the clown has not
shown up and she unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself. She
happens to look out the window and sees one of the bums doing cartwheels
across the lawn.

She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does
midair flips, and leaps high in the air. She speaks to the other bum and
says, "What you friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen
such a thing.

Do you think your friend would consider repeating this
performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"

The bum replies, "Well, I dunno. HEY WILLIE! FOR $50. WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER
TOE?"