Checkout Counter

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was
very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her
face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember
ever having seen her before.
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Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw
you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of
the store.
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The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the
world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of
who fathers her children!"
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Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but,
MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in
college, perhaps he did father her child!
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He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are
you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk
and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
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"No", she said with a horrified look on her face.
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"I'm your son's second grade teacher."
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