The Mirror

There was once a magic mirror in a ladies room in a bar. If one stood in front of this mirror and
tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie,
*POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen
again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands
before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in
the
world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I
think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows
her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror
and says, "I think..." *POOF*

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