The Fan

The world's most avid baseball fan, a blonde, had arrived early at the
stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams only to
realize that she had left her ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of
the first inning, she went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for
another seat. After an hour's wait she was just a few feet from the booth
when a voice called out, "Hey, Linda!"

She looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the
voice, but met with no success.

Then she realized she had lost her place in the line, and had to go back
to the end of the line and wait all over again.

After she had purchased her ticket, she was thirsty, so she went to buy a
beer. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the
game hadn't started she decided to wait. Just as she got to he window, a
voice called out, "Hey, Linda!"

Again the blonde tried to find the voice and got out of line as she
wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck. The blonde was
very upset as she got back in line for her beer.

Finally she had her beer and took her seat eager for the game to begin. As
she waited for the first pitch, she heard the voice calling, "Hey, Linda!"
once more.

Furious, She stood up and yelled a the top of her lungs, "My name isn't
Linda!"