She's SOOOO blonde...

..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it<BR>
...she thought a quarterback was a refund<BR>
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order<BR>
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center<BR>
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools<BR>
...she thought General Motors was in the Army.<BR>
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.<BR>
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.<BR>
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics".<BR>
...she tried to drown a fish.<BR>
...she tripped over a cordless phone.<BR>
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it
said "concentrate".<BR>
...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.<BR>
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".<BR>
...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.<BR>
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
"Sagittarius".<BR>
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.<BR>
...it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes"<BR>
...she studied for a blood test-and failed.<BR>
...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".<BR>
...she sold the car for gas money<BR>
...when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she
went home and got 16 friends.<BR>
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
moved<BR>
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.<BR>
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.<BR>
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport
Left", she turned around and went home.<BR>
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.<BR>