Revenge of the Blondes

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?<BR>
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.<BR>
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WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?<BR>
Brown-bagging it.<BR>
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WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?<BR>
No one else wants it.<BR>
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WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS ? <BR>
So brunettes can remember them.<BR>
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?<BR>
Invisible.<BR>
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WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?<BR>
"Has the blonde left yet? "<BR>
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WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? <BR>
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?<BR>
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WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? <BR>
The invitation<BR>
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?<BR>
A hostage<BR>
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WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?<BR>
Fisher-Price<BR>
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WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?<BR>
It matches their mustache.<BR>