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I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
<BR>Alicia Silverstone

"Once someone asked me three words that best describe me and I said 'Loud, Louder, and Loudest.'"
<BR>Anastacia

"I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous. I could have any man in the world."
<BR>Anna Kournikova

"He wanted to make me happy. My wish was his command."
<BR>Anna Nicole Smith

"Doesn't that hurt?" (on suicide bombers)
<BR>Anna Nicole Smith

"I'm not crazy, but it's a crazy life. I was raised in a crazy family and it took 31 years to get the crazy out of me."
<BR>Anne Heche

"What's so beautiful about breasts is their uniqueness. I don't understand the obsession with fakeness. It's a very odd thing, isn't it, to prefer fake and big to small and unique or just beautiful and real."
<BR>Anne Heche

"I trip and I burp and I fart, like everybody else."
<BR>Britney Spears

"I don't believe in sex before marriage. I go out with boys, and we kiss, but that's it."
<BR>Britney Spears

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
<BR>Britney Spears





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