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Things That are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk



THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:<BR>
Indubitably<BR>
Innovative<BR>
Preliminary<BR>
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:<BR>
Specificity<BR>
British<BR>
Constitution<BR>
Passive-aggressive disorder<BR>
Loquacious<BR>
Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:<BR>
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex<BR>
Nope, no more booze for me<BR>
Sorry, but you're not really my type<BR>
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight<BR>
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing






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