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Drunk Arrest

A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him,
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you
say can and will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Boobs."

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Sleeping on the Floor

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."