Best Friend

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar
and ordered a triple scotch whiskey.
As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked,
"That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replied, "I
got home and found my wife having sex with my best
friend."

"Wow," exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man
a second triple scotch. "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple
is on the house."

As the man downed his second triple scotch, the
bartender asked him, "What did you do?"

"I walked over to my wife," the man replied, "looked
her straight in the eye and told her that we were
through and to pack her stuff and to get the hell out."

"That makes sense," said the bartender, "but what about
your friend?"

The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right
in the eye and said, 'BAD DOG!'"