The Bears

Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He
spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big
black bear. The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and you have got
two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have sex."

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered
and vowed revenge for his humiliation.

He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time, a huge grizzly bear stood
right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. That
was my cousin and you have got two choices. Either I maul you to death,
or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived, it
did take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he headed
back to the woods and he managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned
around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting,
do you?"