Smart Rooster

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new
young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let him
loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old
rooster and challenged him to a fight. The old rooster said, "Sonny, I'm too
old to fight. Just follow me around, and I'll show you the place." The young
rooster agreed and started to follow the old rooster around. The old rooster
showed him the barn, then the hen house...then started to run. The young
rooster thought the old rooster was trying to pull a quick one, so he chased
after him madly.

All of a sudden, there came a loud "Bang!" and there stood the farmer,
muttering "Dangit, that's the third gay rooster I've had to kill this
month."