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Shooting a Goat



A city boy was visiting the country and wanted
to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his
gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.

The city boy headed off and soon after saw a
goat. He managed to creep into range and
finally shot it. Not knowing anything about
animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed
so he ran to the farmhouse and described his
kill to the farmer.

"It had two saggy tits, a beard, a hard head
and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.

"Oh, shit!" said the farmer. "You've shot
the wife!"









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